Big Ed
by Zak Norton

I can't say I'm a real big fan of late night T.V.
But I got a letter from Ed McMahan. He's looking at me and he said,
"You may have already won you may have already won.
You may have already won you may have already won."

I can't say I'm a real big fan of Johnny Carson,
but I'm the biggest when it comes to his right hand man cause he said,
" I may have already won I may have already won.
I may have already won I may have already won."

What if I won ten million dollars would I really get to meet Ed McMahan?
What if I won ten million dollars, I'd take my band all over the land,
and if I won ten million dollars would I really get to shake big Ed's hand?
I'd buy new houses for all my friends and have barbecues with Ed McMahan.

You are correct sir if you give that money to me,
I did not know that Ed was so independently wealthy.
I may have already won, I may have already won.
I may have already won I may have already won.
I can't forget my new friend Dick Clark. He wants to give me a brand new car.
He wants to make me a TV star. He wants me to scream…I don't believe it!

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