Big Ed
by Zak Norton
I can't say I'm a real big fan of late night
T.V.
But I got a letter from Ed McMahan. He's
looking at me and he said,
"You may have already won you may have
already won.
You may have already won you may have already
won."
I can't say I'm a real big fan of Johnny
Carson,
but I'm the biggest when it comes to his
right hand man cause he said,
" I may have already won I may have
already won.
I may have already won I may have already
won."
What if I won ten million dollars would I
really get to meet Ed McMahan?
What if I won ten million dollars, I'd take
my band all over the land,
and if I won ten million dollars would I
really get to shake big Ed's hand?
I'd buy new houses for all my friends and
have barbecues with Ed McMahan.
You are correct sir if you give that money
to me,
I did not know that Ed was so independently
wealthy.
I may have already won, I may have already
won.
I may have already won I may have already
won.
I can't forget my new friend Dick Clark.
He wants to give me a brand new car.
He wants to make me a TV star. He wants
me to scream…I don't believe it!
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